Logan: I really need to get daddy a Mothers Day present too, because he just tried so hard to become a mother.
Logan had a ballon and was putting the string around his neck. I explained to him that this was very dangerous and not to do it. Then to get more teaching in, I also explained to him (not the for the first time) that we don't put bags on our heads because that will make it so we can't breathe. He popped up and said, "But mom our heads don't breathe!"